5 things you won't ever achieve in your life

I am pretty much sure, no celebrity reads my blog. Actually no one reads my blog, but since I have been told by Robert Downey Jr. to do 'whatever the fuck' I want to do, I'll try my best to keep this blog going on.

So I have just given my Chemistry exam and now I have got no clue what to blog about. The exam was quite easy, but that made me look into the future I am heading towards. I though about every awesome thing that I am not going to achieve but I want it badly. Here are things you wont get in your life, no matter how hard you try, and congratulations if you do.

1. Play Guitar solos like Jimmy Page in front of thousands, or hundreds, or maybe even a dozen.

I'll try Guitar and Mudsharks!

Now you would start calling me Captain Obvious, but there are many aspiring guitarists (including myself) who want to be that famous and achieve that level of talent and guitar shredding power. The Best you can do is: Put your earphones on > Stand in front of Mirror > Stairway to heaven > And air guitar it by showing amazingly insane expressions.

So you play a Violin? Cool Jimmy doesn't

I have met many awesome guitar players, I meet one everyday(myself). And all those guitarists maybe able to play like Jimmy(If they sell their soul to devil), but they cannot invent something as awesome as that.

Because you know that you cannot invent a whole new style of playing guitar, you will not achieve this dream all of your life and if you can, I beg, please release your album. Please.

2. Own a Villa in Monaco

So That is Captain Obvious again. We all have visited Monaco in Madagascar 3, and some of the gamers have jumped through its roofs, but imagine, when you open your window, you see a beautiful scenery like this:

How good would it be to celebrate a dinner everynight this way.

But let me tell you, if you wish to live here, you see.... 52,353(USD)/sq. m.....so close your eyes and dream. A villa in Monaco. Open your eyes and back to work.

3. Get a job at Google X Labs

I thought a lot about this one, where it actually is located? Used GOOGLE to search for it but even Google has got no clue where its sibling is situated. As an aspiring engineer, I want to work in a firm where my innovative skills are tested and exploited. But If they make stuffs like I have been told, I am pretty much sure I wont ever get there. My theory on visualization of Google x labs goes something like this:        
     

If they don't make chemical X over there, I am not interested.

Forget whatever I said in last caption

                           

What is a Blonde doing in a Lab?

This would be interesting

4. Write a powerful, culture changing blog like Huffington Post

Large amount of storage space is compensated and wasted for the millions of blogs being written, inactive or deleted on internet. All of them want their ideas and views to spread around the world. They want to get famous, I want to do that too. But blogging is defined in two eras, before huffington post and after huffington post. This blog had everything that revolutionized what we see today on internet. But simply put, another powerful blog is not going to come, no one got time for that, nobody pays attention to others material. So sadly, just keep on writing, no one is going to offer you $100 million for your blog.

5. Solve a Rubik's cube

This one is easy for many asians(under 8) and extra easy for asians(under 88). But if some of you non asians think you can do it, well here is something for you:

Z-Rox : Titties you mean?

solving a pentamix? Oh you mean watching porn

3D sudoku or Katy Perry's Tits that is the question